Interviews with Jack (8) and Elle (6)

This is so cute. I had it posted on my facebook but wanted to save it forever, so I'm posting it on my blog.

This was fun and interesting. Here are Jack and Elle's answers. I had planned on asking them after school but forgot about it until Macy came and said "mom, show Jack and Elle what we did on your computer this morning." Too funny that she remembered and liked it. :)

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Jack: I love you. You are a sweet child.
Elle: I love you Elle. I love you sooooo much!

2. What makes mom happy?
Jack: when you and daddy first got married
Elle: that you have children and two were born in Russia and one was born in Houston.

3. What makes mom sad?
Jack: when we get spankings and we tell lies
Elle: I don't know.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Jack: tell jokes like why is 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9, get it?)
Elle: you tickle us. You do this (and she bonks herself in the head) and you do this (and she wiggles her hiney) then you smack us on the hiney and say "oooh, I got it!"

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Jack: I don't know your childhood, I wasn't born when you were a child. (smart kid)
Elle: you were little, you had a sister named Aunt Sonya and you had your hair curled and Mama Yvonne used to curl your hair up before you went to bed. (she actually listens to the stories I tell!)

6. How old is your mom?
Jack: 32
Elle: 35

7. How tall is your mom?
Jack: 6ft tall no wait 5ft 10, umm 7 ft 10 - I don't know.....
Elle: umm, you're like 30 pounds

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Jack: spend time with us on your birthday (he's right!)
Elle: go get chocolate ice cream (she's right too!)

9. What does your mom do when you're not here?
Jack: sometimes you take Dixie and Cowboy for a walk and sometimes you work out (I wish I walked and worked out as much as my kids think I do!)
Elle: you work on your computer. (probably the most accurate, sadly!)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Jack: you would be famous for being a chef. (doubt it!)
Elle: being popular

11. What is your mom really good at?
Jack: cooking and helping us be good kids.
Elle: taking care of us. (so sweet!)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Jack: I think you're not very good at riding bicycles. Sometimes when parents get old they aren't very good at riding bikes.
Elle: driving us to Las Vegas. (what??)

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Jack: Make cards for your people
Elle: work and work and um help people and you say "are you ok" and you help them out.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Jack: oranges
Elle: vegetables

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Jack: that you help us do stuff that we can't do like when I was little you helped me ride my bike
Elle: that you came and got me in Russia.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Jack: one of the people on the flintstones. you would play the mom on the flintstones
Elle: pearl (on Spongebob)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Jack: sometimes me and you go skiing on the lake in the summer
Elle: after dance class when I was really good you took me to the store and bought me a shrek baby.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Jack: we both like ice cream, oranges, cookies and all that stuff
Elle: we both have brown hair, we both have the same eyes, same lips, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose and that's all I can think of.

19. How are you and your mom different?
Jack: you don't like sushi, I like sushi, you're a girl and I'm a boy
Elle: your bigger and I'm more smaller and you have a bigger head than me and a bigger brain than me.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Jack: in the morning you say "have a good day Jack and I love you" and I know for a fact that you really love us. (so sweet!)
Elle: because you tell us a lot

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Jack: he's handsome, he's cute, he's a tall man, he loves to play with you, he loves you, he loves to spend every moment with you.
Elle: cause he's handsome, he's big, he has muscles.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Jack: I think Hawaii
Elle: Russia